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Knitters anonymous, sent to me by my SP. My answers are in italics.

 
For each question select your answer and write down the score
given in brackets [ ].
Upon completion of the questionnaire, add up your total score and
compare it to the profiles given at the bottom of the page.
How often do you knit?
[0] Never
[2] 2-4 times a month
[4] 4 or more times a week
[1] Monthly or less
[3] 2-3 times a week
How long do you knit in a
typical session?
[0] 15-30 minutes
[2] 30-60 minutes
[4] 6 or more
[1] 2-3 hours
[3] 4-6 hours
How often do you knit 4-6 hours per session?
[0] Never
[2] Monthly
[4] Daily or almost daily
[1] Less than monthly
[3] Weekly
How often during the last year have you found
that you were not able to stop knitting once you had
started?
[0] Never
[2] Monthly
[4] Daily or almost daily
[1] Less than monthly
[3] Weekly
How often during the last year have you missed
work or not been able to do other things expected of you
because of knitting?
[0] Never
[2] Monthly
[4] Daily or almost daily
[1] Less than monthly
[3] Weekly
How often during the last year have you needed a
first knit in the morning to get yourself going after a
heavy knitting session?
[0] Never
[2] Monthly
[4] Daily or almost daily
[1] Less than monthly
[3] Weekly
How often during the last year have you felt
guilty after knitting? Yarn buying?
[0] Never
[2] Monthly
[4] Daily or almost daily
[1] Less than monthly
[3] Weekly
How often during the last year have you been
unable to remember what happened the night before
because you had been knitting?
[0] Never
[2] Monthly
[4] Daily or almost daily
[1] Less than monthly
[3] Weekly
Have you or someone else been injured or neglected as a result
of your knitting?
[0] No
[4] Yes, during the last year
[2] Yes but not in the last
year
Has a relative, friend or doctor been concerned
about your knitting or suggested you cut down?
[0] No
[4] Yes, during the last year
[2] Yes but not in the last
year
Total score
If you scored:

0-7 Well done, you are a sensible knitter.
Make sure you stay aware of how much you drink and look
out for your friends and family.
8-15You knit a bit more than you should, and
this could affect your health in the long run. Keeping a
knitting diary may help you to see how much you knit
and where you could cut down. If this doesn’t help,
visit a doctor for more advice.
16-19 You are a fairly heavy knitter, and
could be damaging your health. You should consider
visiting your GP for advice on how to cut down on your
knitting.
20-40Knitting is causing you to have health
problems and having a detrimental effect on other
aspects of your life and the people around you. You are
a very heavy knitter and should seriously reduce the
amount you knit. Visit your GP for advice. They may
then refer you to other sources of help and support in
cutting down on the amount you knit.

Now all of you that know me, you tell me if I answered accurately & how damn funny are some of the answers!!!